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The shitposter in me sees the shitposter in you.

sorry I’m late, I encountered a tiny beetle that was stuck on its back and was helping it to roll over

I never know what to do with my hands when I'm getting a lobotomy

I love it when alpha dudes call you gay like that’s some kind of insult.

It used to be you didn't have to tell everyone here that this stuff is 75% sarcasm.

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

*yells at the sun*

Your honor I would like to plead oopsies daisies

🎵 ain’t no sunshine when he’s gone… AINT NO BORDERLINE PSYCHOTIC OUTBURSTS EITHER…..🎶

Good Morning Rapscallions Of The Rogue Twitterville

this is the fucking longest episode of Black Mirror ever

and the silence is getting violent inside my throat

poetry helps me make sense of things.

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand she will devour you.

He was rare, like a man sitting in a park enjoying a trashy romance novel.

Reading this romance novel has got me feeling frisky.

may the day be gentle on your heart

Just be you.

It's never too late to stop being a cunt. *follow me for more inspirational content

Normalize walking down the street eating ice cream in a bowl from your mom's kitchen

There is beauty in blank wall, an empty space, a vast expanse of nothingness.