Larry’s Twin 99
@LarrysTwin99
I am not leaving my wife. Unless something better comes along. Which I hope is tomorrow. $69 unblock fee. Meet ups for eating only.
She’s a 10, but her feet are always freezing cold.
You look like the type of person who eats a cinnamon roll without the icing.
You bet I'm multilingual! I speak English I sigh in French I dream in Italian I swear in Gaelic, and, sometimes, German Impressive, I know.
I’m going to start wearing elevator shoes so I get the respect I deserve!
Vibes "Everything that needs to be said has already been said. But since no one was listening, everything must be said again." André Gide
I’m not horny anymore so I’m not letting anyone merge into my lane on the way home from work tonight.
What's the matter, babe? Fare increase on the Struggle Bus?
Haven't watch Disclosure with Micheal Douglas and Demi Moore in years, checking it out again 🙂
The bearer of bad news is rarely naked. And this is why I don't trust news.
People love it when you talk to them on flights you should definitely do that.