LowBudgetMuthafucka
@LowBudgetMofo
Eight miles high. I'm probably not gonna follow you back.
frank you didn't tweet one other thing about this fucking trial until now so you should shut the fuck up.
Breaking: Justice Maria Carroccia has acquitted five former #NHL players - Carter Hart, Dillon Dubé, Alex Formenton, Michael McLeod and Cal Foote - today on charges of sexual assault. Justice Carroccia opined she found “inconsistencies” in the testimony of a woman who alleged…
Joe Burrow has the perfect take on boats. No notes.
They out here drinking Tzatziki
The ultimate summer drink: Full fat yogurt, carbonated water, salt, mint, minced cucumber. TRUST ME
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I just know a Bath & Body Works 3 wick candle sale *hates* to see me coming.
Bail has been set at 3,500 tickets
Chuck E. Cheese has been arrested in Tallahassee, Florida. tallahassee.com/story/news/loc…
White guys can't wait to tell you that it's over 90°F and that hulk hogan is dead
great, now i have to find a different terry to come fuck my wife.
If I ever run into Bon Jovi I’m just gonna be up front & tell him I would’ve liked it better if Tommy had a six stringin heart—instead of one in hock.
Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen
I realized I could talk to kids all day. It’s most adults that I can’t fuckin stand. Les miserabes
The stage of capitalism where a failing car company is worth $800 billion because its CEO is blackmailing the president
Hey has anyone checked on the fort knox gold lately cuz they mighta already stole it
Energy of a summer night beach arcade but as a person always looking for a quarter
reply guy of 8 years just got married. was always a real pro, no dms or crazy stuff, just a “beautiful” here or there. happy for him on this next phase of the journey.
Ireland is only being anti semitic because we drink so much. Alcohol makes you racist.