Lionella 🍒

my twitter following is small but we are all insane

the feminine urge to put a spell on you

my favorite part about having 5k+ followers is when my tweet gets 8 likes

long time no tweet

ME: Can I buy you a drink? HER: I have a boyfriend. ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.

can’t believe M&S Operetta chocolates have been reduced to £3 and no one is talking about it

took a calculated risk but my calculations were all wrong

What doesn't kill you should've followed my instructions

me and who

went to the baddie factory, and everyone knew you there

I love how flamboyant men’s fashion is, all knits embroidery and pastels

How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.

according to the career aptitude test I am best suited to run a Twitter account

maybe you should take a grim and sudden voyage across the sea about it

go weird or go home

he was a bit of a hottie in his younger days

Dying right after your farewell show is pretty metal

i am liking your tweet with intentions that you can’t even fathom

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing

I dedicate this photo to all my sausage lovers 🩷