Social Outcast
@SocialOutcast82
It's ok if you don't like me, I don't like me either. The so-so shit: https://mobile.twitter.com/search/from:SocialOutcast82(exclude:replies)min_faves:200
They should really make bills I can afford to pay.
Mentally, I'm the guy falling off the Cleveland Browns helmet reveal raft.
My kid was just trying to use the microwave with the door open so I guess I don't have to worry about that college fund.
Chinese places should have unlimited crab Rangoon like Olive Garden does with breadsticks
Me: I'm gonna drive as far as the road will take me. My gas tank and bank acct: Lololololol
My terrible twos really set the tone for the rest of my life
Don't ask what's wrong with me because you don't have the time or the degree for that
Whenever I see a trash bag on the side of the road, I'm always POSITIVE it contains dismembered body parts
Do not…and I cannot stress this enough…DO NOT, wake me up before you go-go. Just send me a text later.
How I long to hear those three little words…. I brought donuts
Every time I step outside it’s 100° and everything costs $100 and I am sick of it.
Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.
The benefits of growing up poor and having high anxiety is that I'm more prepared than most as the empire crumbles
Cut yourself some slack today, we are all learning as we go.