Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
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People who only need a quick 15 minute nap and feel refreshed afterwards are weirdos.
All the singles in my area want to do is talk farm equipment
Live your life in present moments, not in future plans, because not even the next second is yours to own.
We all complain about all the idiots. But without them, there’d be no content.
Just received this congratulatory text from a friend. "Hey, you have outlived Dale Earnhardt Tom Petty and Ozzy Osborne. I'd say you're doing great!"
I think I heard my boobs whisper, "Thank you, sweet baby Jesus" when I took off my bra.
Can't enjoy haiku Until I do the counting Trust but verify
I'm the chick people scroll past while they're taking their morning shit.
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