Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation. https://funnytweeter.com/user/Marcmywords2
I have my hands in the air, but I do care, you guys. I care very deeply.
Hey guys that tweet about people unfollowing you: job search not going very well, is it?
In the 70s, if you had a really big hit song on the radio one of the big three networks would just give you a primetime variety show.
For those of you who thought the Smurfs weren't annoying enough, Rihanna is voicing Smurfette in the new Smurfs reboot.
Skeet Ulrich's original name was "E. Jaculation" but he changed it to be more hip to the younger generation.
Long story, short is actually a pretty accurate description of me.
Would you like a little despair with that heat, sir? Satan's recipe!
“Did you read the fine print?” Me: I didn’t even read the large print
Posting something controversial and then watching my numbers drop is quite satisfying. Weak minds are fun to examine.
Just blocked someone for correcting grammar and telling me it’s because I’m blonde
Come on guys, If you can’t believe the obscenity laced ramblings of a meth addict, crack fiend, then who can you believe.
Does calling a man “Sir” mean you want him to spank you, yes or yes?
Shutting off replies isn’t code for “Quote tweet this with a reply.”
The voices in your head are just goth imaginary friends