ashley noelle

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand she will devour you.

just me and my five pillows against the dawn.

put me in the next jaws movie i want to be jaws

Come for the tits, stay for the existential dread.

Are you going to listen, or do I have to take off my other hoop earring?

When people do favors for me I automatically start making them a baked ziti as a thank you.

only thing a bitch got better than me is eyesight

Now that Ozzy is dead my money is on Keith Richards surviving the apocalypse.

Normalize looking at my butt when I walk by.

Why are all the emotionally available people ugly?

Don’t bother flirting with me if you can’t touch your toes.

When I see men and plants I think the same thing. Oh, that looks nice. I’ll probably kill it.

The face of a new gym PR.

Everyone is talking about finding peace and I’m over here like I will stab you.

I’m delicious, just ask the mosquitoes.

she marks my skin up like a pretty little wanton doll, in all delicious ways.

I meant to call sooner and tell you all of the things I kept inside about you and what parts I loved the most but I sat still and quiet because I didn’t think you’d answer the phone.

Tres leches translates to get in my mouth.

Ovulating so I will eat you.

I don’t believe in astrology. But also, I am so Virgo.