Stu, For Real

Foolproof?!? Stand aside

Someday soon, what’s been obvious to so many of us from the beginning will be understood by everyone: that if a city can be reduced to rubble with its people held captive inside, if they can be starved in full view of the world, everything is permitted, and this threatens us all.

Immediately

*John Carpenter voice* well you know who else was the prince of darkness

Don’t be hating when ya see me drinking garlic butter

The @CIA can handle that for you.

Set phasers to agog

Okay this countryside ain't gonna terrorize itself

I’ve a bit of emergency sunshine I keep hidden in a pocket… we could set our souls alight with it

I just explained to an intern that they're called shots because they used to trade bullets for booze in the old west and fuck I'm old.

I wanted so much to be who you want but I'm not

As kids, we were told nazis were unequivocally evil. Right now, a white guy that lost his job for being on video proclaiming nazi sympathy is on a Christian crowd funding site and currently has ~$24k, while being called patriot and receiving prayers. Idk anymore, y’all

Packing and eating lunch at work is so gay, like look, here's one container I have to heat up, and one that I don't, like grow the fuck up and just go outside and have two cigarettes

I’m never more suspicious than when something works first time.

pro tip: innocent people don't generally suppress the files that prove their innocence

Good morning to everyone, especially those who appreciate time by the water.

Think about the legacy that he’s leaving.

Can we agree White people calling themselves Natives Americans is ridiculous.

Just like that picture of her tits and keep scrolling.

One time at Twitter camp, I rt’d someone and another person came into my DMs yelling at me for rting a post about her.

"Hamas is forcing us to kill hundreds of thousands of civilians" is one hell of a take.