Beard Al Yankmydick

I saw this picture on an Instagram spiritual rock yoga account today. It really resonated with me. Go with peace, anonymous rock artist.

Ripping CDs like it's 2000

No. Fuck spotify

A cider donut and a wander through the orchard could fix me right now

i don't need to worry about the "tea" app because i haven't fucked in ten years. everyday i eat plain oatmeal with nothing added. i drink only lukewarm tap water. at night i sleep on my back with my arms folded across my chest and have vivid nightmares of every fist fight i've ev

Let's play this dumb game again ngl.link/beardium93278

The pit stains on me recognize the pit stains on you

Yeah well, I’m rubber, you’re glue, but somehow we both end up filthy at the end of all of this

Retailers need to add an extra 6 months on the return policy for buyers with documented ADHD. Why? I dunno, I forgot.

they should make a video game that takes place in a post-apocalyptic setting

listening to music for demented clowns

i am responsible for managing the facility

I’ve never needed a diuretic to piss myself

Buying a labubu so that I can torture it

Does the grim reaper not have the right address?

theres a new consciousness emerging from the storm sewers

Crazy idea. How about all of the democrats in leadership roles who talk the talk go to Trumps ‘press conferences’ and correct his lies in real time like Powell did today?!? On camera. This is what we need to do!!

That looks like a problem for someone else.

can i come over and bite your bicep

my eyes are tired from too much seeing

I bet all of your towels are like hotel towels when you're rich