Granite Man 🏴
@GraniteDhuine
The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.
In Scotland, we stop doing the accent when you guys aren't around.
I partied like it was 1999 I Haven’t been able to leave my bed in three days ☠️
My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.
🎶I love my tweet, it′s my tweet If you don't love my tweet, that′s okay I don't want you to, it's my tweet 🎶 *Inspired by The Bottle Rockets
This ⬇️ sooo much this ⬇️
therapy isn’t enough i need a dragon
Dream a little, or dream a lot, but whatever you do, dream.
Imagine loving someone enough to give them the chance to love the real you, not just the you that you think they'll like
“This is so much worse than I thought it would be” ~me, wherever I go
Maybe you're not weird, maybe you're "special".
My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing
Packing for a few days away, it’s summer but you’re in the UK. T-shirts Shorts Trousers Jumpers Swimming costume Sun hat Bobble hat Rain coat Big coat Flip flops Trainers Snow boots Socks Tights Thermals Umbrella Sunscreen 28 pairs of pants
"Everything in moderation", is seemingly referencing you liking my tweets.
When I was young, I thought only rich people owned Bose music systems and the rest of us had Sony products. Turns out those were just stereotypes.