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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.
I really need to stay off the internet especially after I chewed 4 pieces of nicotine gum . Also does anyone need their attics cleaned out or a trench dug?
i only interrupt you 7 times so you tell the story more efficiently.
One time I watched three minutes of "The View" and I forgot how to tie my shoes.
99% of incoming calls I receive end up going straight to vm, it’s like my phone has given up that I’ll ever answer it
Protect Dolly Parton at all costs. She’s a national treasure.
He's so dumb he probably stays up late every night trying to get through to 867-5309.
The headband, the poses, the ripped shirts. He made “brother” a battle cry and turned wrestling into pop culture. RIP, Hulk Hogan
All the pallbearers at Hulk Hogan’s funeral should simultaneously rip off their shirts when they set the casket down.
The man, the myth, the legend. Rest easy, brother.
My whole week has been memorial tweets. I’m tired, emotional, and accidentally good at saying goodbye.
How you gonna hold a funeral at lunch time, then complain about the smell of a bloomin onion in the room?