Busted Flip Flops
@GrillinChillin9
Diehard Saints, LSU Tigers, & Astros fan. “https://twitter.com/GrillinChillin9/timelines/1026886136206172160”
Somebody out there is thinking of you and the impact you have in their life. It's not me, I think you're an idiot.
Protect Dolly Parton at all costs. She’s a national treasure.
I’m not asking for much. Just someone who looks at me like I’m the last candle burning in a dark cathedral.
Whitney Houston: I want to dance with somebody. Me: Sorry, Whitney, you’re dead.
We’re all a person of interest, the key is to not make it on to the news. Lay low.
I’ve never seen a hot dog farm, a hot dog ranch, or a hot dog in the wild. And yet we eat them as if this was perfectly normal. People are crazy.
When someone from your distant past suddenly reaches out to you for no reason, there’s a reason.
The fact that America never converted to the metric system is empirical evidence that if you put something off long enough, you’ll never have to actually do it.
Everyone has something they believe in. I believe in drinking before noon.
I’m not a alcoholic. I drink only twice a year. When it’s sunny and when it’s not
Free to good home: My mother-in-law. Or best offer.
What do you mean 20 years ago was the year 2005? I don’t comprehend what you’re saying.
It was right there for the taking, and the Pope missed a golden opportunity. He could have named himself Pope Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago. Oh well….
My body is like an elastic band - no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.
Fuck those people who feel entitled in life. Appreciate those who bust their asses to make a difference in life.
SPOTTED ON THE ROUTE! None other than Donna "Mama" Kelce is in attendance for the New Orleans Super Bowl Host Committee Parade!