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Crazy Stalker Mom
@texasstalkermom
My kids think I'm crazy and I like it that way... I stalk, I creep and I am always watching. https://x.com/search?q=From%3Atexasstalkermom%20&src=typd
Joined December 2013
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Jake@jakelikesnaps · Jul 22
(gestures to your screaming child) yo, can you shut this thing up
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Jenny Doesnt Know@HighlyIngenious · 2 h
Word out on the street is I shouldn’t be out there because it’s too hot
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩@LorazeKim · 21 m
Imagine hating me and I’m over here letting your dad feel me up at Lowe’s
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Gia@GashleyMadison · Jun 4
Speaking into a fan is cheaper than therapy and twice as dramatic.
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尺乇乃乇ccム@cheeky__gal · Nov 7, 2014
It's disappointing when you watch a high school basketball game and no one turns into a werewolf.
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Crazy Stalker Mom@texasstalkermom · 3 h
All of my fucks have been allocated and accounted for.
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