Crazy Stalker Mom
@texasstalkermom
My kids think I'm crazy and I like it that way... I stalk, I creep and I am always watching. https://x.com/search?q=From%3Atexasstalkermom%20&src=typd
One time I watched three minutes of "The View" and I forgot how to tie my shoes.
I just write tweets. I don't claim they're good or anything.
Wife: on a scale from 1-10, how annoyed are you with me right now? Husband: 8 Wife: i can do better than that
99% of incoming calls I receive end up going straight to vm, it’s like my phone has given up that I’ll ever answer it
Life humbles you. As you grow older, you stop chasing the big things and start valuing the little things. Alone time, enough sleep, a good diet, long walks & quality time with loved ones. Simplicity becomes the ultimate goal.
I don't care who you are, if Mmmbop comes on, you better dance with me