Gia
@GashleyMadison
Ozzy Osbourne proved that eyeliner, passion, and just a little chaos can take you all the way to legend status.
I’m blissfully unaware of about 99 percent of the shit that goes on around here.
I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.
You wanna act a fool and play games? Cool. Don’t be mad when I stop treating you like the main character.
Been talking about a ketchup plan for my retirement. I hope I can at least get a burger too.
I’m white, but not, have an above ground swimming pool, white.
My bedroom is cooler than my living room, but don’t tell. I don’t want to hurt its feelings.
My apologies, madam. If I had known you were such a weird and crazy woman I would have followed you back immediately.
My ringtone has been Crazy Train for over a decade RIP Ozzy.
Band camp was just a wholesome summer tradition until American Pie said “hold my flute.”