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@That_Damn_Duck
Sarcasm specialist, anti-inspirational tweeter & photographer. Instagram: same name. Check my photos out on Flickr. https://www.flickr.com/photos/132859944@N06/
"Have you tried keeping your feelings bottled up inside of you until you're emotionally crippled like a normal person?” - me as a therapist
Boss: If you have Twitter make sure to follow our corporate account. Me: I don't have Twitter but what's the name and if ever join Twitter I’ll follow. Boss: gives me the @ name. Me: logs in and promptly blocks the account and writes this tweet.
Me yelling at a squirrel to get out of the road so it doesn't get hit by a car, is probably the same feeling my guardian angel has watching me live my life.
Thinking of new ways to destroy my life is exhausting as fuck.
"You keep ruining my life." -People exaggerating when you have only ruined their life once or twice, tops.
My favorite part of the original Poltergeist movie is when the teen daughter freaks out and screams in the driveway, and the little brother is like, " Dad, just drive away and forget her. We don’t need her emotional baggage.”
Gonna be an "eating an ice cream sandwich in the shower" kinda wild Friday night.
I ate a steak sandwich, then a red velvet cupcake ... and that's as close as I can get to living the dream.
Dying inside a little more each day is where I really shine
nothing is the same anymore; go away and see for yourself. take a walk, fly if you must; chart a boat until land disappears and then reappears. everything’s been altered forever by time until you’re caught in a monstrous deluge; and rain suddenly becomes hilarious
Your relationship is only as deep as the level of vulnerability you feel safe to be in.
I rarely give up the day gracefully. As night moves in, I always start thinking, just one more... glass of wine lovely poem chapter in a book and so many other one mores.
If time is what heals, I’m going to need a lot more of it.
she's a forever kind of girl living in a temporary kind of world