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Sorry the algorithm decided you wouldn't be interested in the secret of life shared by some small account.
I love the way you screenshot my words & paste them into an email to someone else without any of the context.
I think it's time to stop 'normalising' everything and start stigmatising again.
The best part of this is what South Park is inevitably going to do to Colbert in a future episode.
Paramount canceling Stephen Colbert but re-signing “South Park" for $1.5 billion shows a major vibe shift in comedy. For the first time since 2020, it pays to be funny again. outkick.com/analysis/steph…
Can we bring Bob Barker back, please? Because the price, it is not right.
Do you need to put 'worn once' when you're selling a wedding dress? How about stating the decade it was worn, Becky?
Adorable that auto correct suggests toes day instead of Tuesday, but I don't even like feet.
Impossible meat is the only taco I've ever refused. On a Tuesday, even. ffs
Welcome to #TheCocktailLounge!! Join me and the ever-suave @MartiniShark for a Hunter Biden *expletive*, NYC man giving Florida Man vibes, rewriting history lulz, and more!! Starting at 8:30 PM ET!! Broadcast live on @KLRNRadio here on X!!
America in the 1970s Probably afforded this lifestyle on one income
I'm going to get more sleep tonight is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.
How lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way.
The most “conformist” woman in the world. 😂😂😂