Jenny Doesnt Know

My birthstone is a chunk of sharp cheddar cheese

Personally, I find it disturbing that they have to kill so many buffaloes just for a chicken dipping sauce

If my name were Hannah, I’d go by Nah.

True pain is discovering a band after their prime

“WhY dOnT wOmEn CoMe FoRwArD” well here’s why!!!

THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY

*Hey! We haven't talked in forever!" i know keep it that way

Her: you don’t know my life! Him: yes I do, I watch you like National Geographic.

my birthstone is crunchwrap supreme

I promise to never leave you in a ditch.

I always think of myself as a polite person until I get added to a group text

What a wild year the last couple of weeks have been.

I've opened a can of worms. They just sit there, the worms. Hardly the chaos that's been advertised.

... and be generous with the lollipops - me holding up a bank

sorry to bother, but is any of your imaginary friends a millionaire ?

“ur so quiet” ok fine. meow meow meow meow meow meow

My cheese recipes have me on the FBI’s watchlist. They keep trying to figure out my secrets.

They really showed us this as kids and thought we'd turn out alright 😭

I’ve got resting deer in the headlights face.

Being a beacon of light to you people is exhausting.