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Band camp was just a wholesome summer tradition until American Pie said “hold my flute.”

You seem like someone who left their cake out in the rain.

reaching for your hand and it's not there

I like your boner. Me flirting.

life isn’t easy. but i believe in you.

it’s like all metal kids lost their dad

Bats flying slow circles around the moon like, “He was chaos. He was rock. He was ours.” Rest easy, Ozzy.

prove your love for me, buy me a wheel of cheese

now we ride

Speaking into a fan is cheaper than therapy and twice as dramatic.

Wonder if he'll be buried on the Sabbath

Asked a date if she liked cheesy lines, then panicked and offered her actual cheddar. Why am I like this?

To the few that like to interact with people on their tweets Keep that shit up

Turns out I'm insane

only here to write tweet nothings

girl who finally got food and coffee at 4pm

Why does his death hurt so bad!?

Can't the wife of the CEO at Coldplay and husband of his partner just stand up for their soulmates?

McDonald’s should make pizza again, but get it right this time.

Being paranoid and stupid isn’t the best combination.

Drugs is a hell of a drug.