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At the electronics store asking where the motivational speakers are
I haven't done anything stupid today. I must be slipping.
might i compare thee to a summer’s day? you make me want to stay in my house
asking a random person in target to tell me more about the place
Childhood was staring at your closet door at 3 AM, waiting for it to either open or kill you.
please sit down and relax while i make you the focus of my new secret mind experiments
while you’re out tonight i’m gonna go on an adventure with your stuffed animals
Don’t confuse what it is with what you want it to be.
“Does he know you’re crazy?” Me: Nah. I like to save that for a surprise.
If Netflix has taught me anything, it's that cruise ships are gross.