Tara
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The world went to shit when we stopped selling our souls for rock n’ roll.
Wherever you're going with that thought, you won't be needing train rails.
Ozzy was there when nothing else made sense, the madman saint of my teenage chaos, barking at the moon with me so I didn’t feel alone. RIP
bodies are fun and all but the real playground is the mind.
Maybe it’s not too late, to learn how to love and forget how to hate 🎶
The clock doesn’t forgive the moments we choose to let slip away.
My dog and I both freak out whenever the doorbell rings but we run in opposite directions.
just a reminder black sabbath was the foundation of metal as a genre, your favorite band wouldn’t exist without them!!
I like y'all & just because it's Tuesday, I'll share your account so everyone can like y'all 😁 @Browneyes5152 @calidaysay @cheeky__gal @Concassess46 @W0nderW0manW0w @whocares_here @Reeseforsure @feck12a @tara_266273 @unhingebinge @IslandGirlMo808 @OneToothTeXan @kelter1
Traffic stop Cop looking at me horrified: do you need medical assistance? Me: no just more napkins
Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places
I just had to fucking throw away a favorite T-shirt I've been wearing 30 fucking years so don't tell me about fucking problems
I don’t paint the town red anymore It’s some kind of yucky chartreuse color
“If you drank more water you’d have more energy” Me: and exactly what am I supposed to do with it once I have it?
I don’t get labubu. If I wanted to see a creepy demonic looking little doll I’d look in a mirror.
“Alright you’re home. Now get out!” Me making “call me” sign: this went much better than my last date.
Friend: Do you always have to be so sarcastic? Me: Why yes... yes I do.