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You're only as crazy as your last tweet.

I'm gifted scented candles so often that my home looks like a sex shrine to whoreberries.

I feel so used when I wake up before the alarm.

you’re weird and not in the fun twitter kinda way

People these days don’t say skidaddle very much

Holy fuck some of you are fucking delusional about people like you've never fucking met people before

I wasn’t born to hustle and grind. I was born to dilly and dally.

I think it's safe to say at one point that we've all been called worse by better.

10 years ago, I put my phone on silent and never looked back.

just a wildflower waiting to be plucked at any time..

important me update: still not evil

What kind of fuckery is this? Me everytime I look at what's trending

Let’s address the elephant in the room but without judgment. You have no idea how it got there to begin with.

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

It’s ok. None of us have control.

If you followed me, know that I don't improve over time.

wow discipline is a bitch but a bitch w rewards

Cartoon accounts just trying to survive in a world not designed for us.

I’ve never read a Tweet I couldn’t misinterpret. A disturbingly large number of you people.

Never fear, there's plenty of madness to go around.

He misjudged her as a goldfish in a pond, she turned out to be a shark in the ocean