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If this tweet gets 500 likes I will get a tattoo of a Sausage Egg McMuffin
White people be like i went on a marijuana bender over the weekend
how to be scary and evil while bringing joy and comfort to those around me
That spark should never fade, not if it’s real, not if it’s fed.
As long as people aren't hurting other people, leave them the fuck alone and let them be who they are.
I hope this email finds you in a well.
Thank fuck for dogs because people are horrible.
This is my emotional support murder of crows.
I'm struggling to shake the sadness today. I need some cheering up.
She was poetry in motion, he was a limerick having a seizure.
I’m not very pedantic about language and grammar but the fact that no one seems to know the difference between pique and peak is really starting to worry me
I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Blink-182 concert. He fell in love with a girl at the rock show.
I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert and thought you, you, you oughta know
rip Ozzy fr I also love weed music.apple.com/us/album/sweet…
rip Ozzy fr I also love weed music.apple.com/us/album/sweet…