barrel rolls
@barrel_rolls
🎶because maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me
what’s rfk jr’s plan for the microplastic in my balls
what’s rfk jr’s plan for the microplastic in my balls
Hey, girl. Can I interest you in a paper plate full of mac n cheese?
People who only need a quick 15 minute nap and feel refreshed afterwards are weirdos.
Trying to follow my dreams but can’t even catch up on bills. 😒 #LuckyTheUnluckyRabbit
(flirting) so what's your ulterior motive with me?
therapy isn’t enough i need a dragon
therapy isn’t enough i need a dragon
Actually, it wasn't a Zoot Suit Riot. It started as Zoot Suit Civil Disobedience but evolved into a Zoot Suit Demonstration where a few bad Zoot Suit apples started throwing Zoot Suit bricks.
this guy at the self checkout next to mine trying to make small talk as if he doesn't realize this is a damn race