MisoSilly

Twitter should start recommending people to unfollow

Gonna start booing conversations I don’t care about

maybe you should go vent on reddit about it

Be the toxin at your workplace.

Hot moms in your area are battling perimenopause, proceed with caution.

When I was a kid I thought about igloos a lot

she was rare, like a child who didn’t complain about tonight’s dinner menu

rating women on a 1-10 scale is dehumanizing and tacky. i only rate by “whore” and “not my type”

“I’m not even sorry” Canadians: *gasp*

I bet the Coldplay cheaters hate the terms “everything happens for a reason” and “it is what it is”

Everything happens for a season

they still have you sanding the floor when it’s time to paint the goddamn fence.

I just want a man who will leave me alone

They should be called "boxing mittens,” but I guess gloves are scarier.

I liked it before you deleted it

old people get so mad when you’re young and tired

men, why do you own a sword but no paper towels

can i come over and watch your next act unfold

Most of you are gross

Thank god I was left on a doorstep and not in the trash.

i’m gonna live paint in twenty minutes with my dick out