Hunter the Bounty Dog
@huntergraybeal
Everyone’s “before” picture.
I’m just gonna jingle some of the way. I’m tired.
There's nothing wrong with following your heart, but it doesn't hurt to check the map now and then.
How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.
My favorite app to scroll is Venmo because why is Bill making his wife pay him back for her Starbucks coffee?
"How much of an allowance did you get as a teenager per week?" Me: I was allowed to live there.
There was an embarrassing amount of time where I believed money laundering involved a washing machine
Sorry. Can't. Rewriting my grocery list in the order that I shop through the store.
An intervention but it’s just my browser restarting and asking if I want to reopen ALL tabs
The Tour De France will be in France this year for the 112th time in a row, which means Ohio’s bid was shot down once again.
Most people don’t know that when you walk into a Dollar General you are essentially walking into international waters. There is no law or police force to protect you. Pure lawlessness.
Welcome to your 40s. You mentally prepare to stand up now.
Hobbies? I have hobbies, what do you call staying inside to avoid the heat
Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places
*removes all the raisins from my Raisin Bran and replaces them with two scoops of ibuprofen*
Retailers need to add an extra 6 months on the return policy for buyers with documented ADHD. Why? I dunno, I forgot.
Only psychopaths don’t do this.
Everytime I drive by cows, I say ‘cows!!’
me: *starts coffee maker* me: *2 minutes later* what's that noise
It’s impossible to drive past a Starbucks without your teen announcing it.
[disappears] -the third gallon of milk I've bought this week
Setting up a new printer and my goal is to cry no more than three times