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While cleaning an older man up and replacing the urinary incontinence device (basically a bag connected to suction) he got an erection. Not usually a big deal. Except. He said, "Dont worry, I like it" WHY ARE MEN LIKE THIS

This is your semi-annual reminder that rib crunching CPR was made for people who experience cardiac arrest/fatal rhythms because of a REVERSIBLE cause. Not 95 year old memaw at the end of her chronic condition.

The fact that we can all come together as a nation to ruthlessly roast a cheating asshole and his sidepiece really fills me with hope 🤣

DEAR FRAGILE MEN: IT’S NOT FOR YOU.

Phillies debut the “Coldplay Kiss Cam”. Wait for it…

If the Jurassic Park franchise has taught us anything, it's to NEVER trust the eccentric billionaire.

Retailers need to add an extra 6 months on the return policy for buyers with documented ADHD. Why? I dunno, I forgot.

Hi, ER Doc here. I can’t believe I actually have to say this but please do NOT consume your own urine in an attempt to remedy medical ailments.

Prople who haven't worked bedside in YEARS but love to lecture us on patient safety. Go the fuck away.

With the level of chronic co-morbidities we see in each patient... absolutely correct.

Stay as healthy as you can, as long as you can. Its only going to get worse.

[Me as a nurse] "Let's get her core temp to a normal level and THEN maybe consider the dopamine drip" [Also me as a nurse] "I've seen your butthole so that makes us friends"

This is your semi-annual reminder to BE RESPECTFUL TOWARDS HEALTHCARE WORKERS. If we decided to return energy, A LOT of you would be absolutely fucked.

Me, yelling upstairs to my kids friends: "DO YOU WANT CHEESE ON YOUR BURGERS OR ARE YOU WEIRD"

That WEIRD moment when you accidentally get your terrible boss fired... I dont know how to feel right now lol

I dont mean to brag but today my dentist told me I look like I bite people 🥰

Any man who bases a woman's value on how many sexual partners she's had is an insecure little bitch with chronic micropeen energy.

Yet another person just died due to inaccessible primary care. Hadn't even reached their 40s and left behind a small child. For being a "developed" country, we sure do suck at a lot of very important things.