Jason, ex inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in. Now is the winter of our dish content.
This fascist thinking he was safe to call himself a fascist in front of millions and then getting fired is so funny. But then immediately asking for help is the icing on the cake. I thought helping people was communism lmao.
There was an embarrassing amount of time I thought a blow job was enjoying a Blow Pop lollipop.
Only later did you realize your favorite professor's house looked like it was fished out of a canal.
Do I like Phil Collins? I’ve got two ears and a heart, don’t I?
Me seeing any tall red headed person: Hey Florence… where’s the Machine… (pointing at any machine) Is that it
As kids, we were told nazis were unequivocally evil. Right now, a white guy that lost his job for being on video proclaiming nazi sympathy is on a Christian crowd funding site and currently has ~$24k, while being called patriot and receiving prayers. Idk anymore, y’all
its pretty wild his base said, "no, no its okay he's a pedophile, as long as he's a racist pedophile..."
a bird just pooped on me on my way to work and everyone was like “that’s good luck!" is it??? kinda feels specifically like bad luck shit just fell on me from the sky
Imagine he suddenly can’t do flips anymore
Benson Boone jumpscares during new moustache-free public appearance.
I’m white, but not, have an above ground swimming pool, white.