Ousa Medusa
@MedusaOusa
Always carry a🔪. Married af. Triplet mom. Aggies👍🏽 Autism. USN vet. Humanist. Thai. Shawnee. INFJ. Reads📚. Life in my 50s. 5’9” & shrinking. HPP. B-side📀
I’m a reader. I don’t know how to pronounce anything correctly.
my fiancé just got his wisdom teeth out so I’m gonna do it too 🫶🏼 we love doing things together
One of my HPP migraines is in full effect. I srsly don’t have time for this.
Ozzy Osborne has died. Normally, he being an Englishman and all, I wouldn't mention it here, but this is a Texas history page and there is, well, you know ... THAT. For those totally unfamiliar with the story, on February 19, 1982, Ozzy Osbourne found himself in San Antonio,…
It's impossible to find a birthday card for a 10yo boy from a 10yo boy -- why don't they have one that just says "bro happy birthday bro".
They say pizza is just as good the next day, I say it's not worth the risk
When you find the right person, even the smallest things become amazing moments!
My favorite app to scroll is Venmo because why is Bill making his wife pay him back for her Starbucks coffee?
How about I make you a mixed tape with all the things I’m afraid to say
My boobs don't cause my back pain, carrying conversations with guys that are incapable of holding a conversation causes my back pain
kid: dude ozzy died! other kid: who? kid: the guy who invented crazy train! other kid: what’s that!? kid: i dunno dude but he like ate a bat. …youths
This is a Twitter family not an X family.
2 years ago today, Twitter became X.
I remember listening to Diary of a Madman when it came out on cassette, over and over and over again as a kid. Cemented my eternal love of Ozzy Osbourne's music. R.I.P. Prince of Darkness. 😢
Today was supposed to be Taco Tuesday, but I realized we don’t have enough tortillas, and I’m not going to the grocery store until tomorrow, so now it’s gonna be Taco Wednesday. OUTRAGE. CURSES. WEEK RUINED. IT’S LIKE TIME IS UPSIDE DOWN NOW.
[in church] husband, whispers: Why are you holding a dollar? me: For an anniversary offering. h: Oooohhhhh....when was our anniversary? me: Today.
This is my way of life
"Be what you desire others to be." ~ Don Lessin
I don’t mean to brag, but I didn’t let my mood talk me into getting bangs today.