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Oxford comma? Nuh.. Athens coma is where it's at

I’m on a commuter bus to the airport. I’m sizing up my fellow travelers, deciding who I will pinch first if shit goes down.

If you followed me, know that I don't improve over time.

Just me and my boob sweat against the world!

He gave you a Sup head bob and said Woof

I've already produced my medium annual amount of summer sweat

It’s crazy that music is the only thing in our lives. People come and go, friends come and go. But music is always there.

The word "sips" is an anagram of the word "piss". Ponder that.

Rest assured the delusion is in your own mind

tiptoe on the edge of what's next

today is a good day to look for the beauty in life

Your love of cottage cheese is killing this relationship.

hey google what does psychosis feel like

I will not be held accountable for my actions at a child's birthday party where alcohol isn't being served

This is the most boring day ever

And in the sober light of day, let's maybe not.

What doesn't kill you should've followed my instructions

Makes sense that the internet used to scream when we got online

Mallard ducklings out for a swim at Turtle Pond in Central Park. #birdcpp

I've heard that age is just a number, but, my problem is that my number seems to grow exponentially