yeah ok
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*finger guns*
Someday I'll wish upon a star, and wake up where the clouds are far behind me.
Everyone is talking about finding peace and I’m over here like I will stab you.
Sliced up this kinda big tri tip before realizing maybe I wasn’t supposed to? There are no rules to cooking, right? As long as it comes out tasting delicious?👀💀
i like them obsessed with me and a little jealous and i’m not even sorry about that
You wanna act a fool and play games? Cool. Don’t be mad when I stop treating you like the main character.
Introducing kids to The Princess Bride tonight. Anybody want a peanut?
He bit a bat, mumbled through history, and made metal feel like home. Rest in peace to the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne.
Ozzy Osbourne proved that eyeliner, passion, and just a little chaos can take you all the way to legend status.
Band camp was just a wholesome summer tradition until American Pie said “hold my flute.”
One last chance to be alone. Night won’t end if you say let’s go and I ask ya, what are ya doing after? ♥️
Putting satin sheets on my bed as if someone is actually ever gonna come over hahahahahahahaha FML