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Me, when I die before all of you and I reincarnate 🤣
Haters will say this is fake
LMFAO!
Ozzy Osbourne decided to stop using acid while recording Black Sabbath’s Vol. 4. He said “I took 10 tabs of acid then went for a walk in a field. I ended up standing there talking to this horse for about an hour. In the end, the horse turned round and told me to fuck off. That…
You ever watched a show and then there’s a plot twist NOT in your favor as a viewer? Then you’re like OMFG! WHY?? Ugh. I can’t believe the horseman got the fucking sword of Methuselah 🙄.
My daughter is in the phase and stretching out/cutting up her clothes. Istfg. 🤦🏻♀️
Any other White people still use the term “thick as thieves”?
life so private rn that no one knows i'm an active serial killer on the loose
Ozzy Osbourne dies at 76. This was his last performance... just days before. Rest in peace.
Ozzy dying at 76 is like being 500 years old in drug years.
If you ever hear me say "I learnt it on the streets" there's a high probability it was on Sesame Street
I shake my head is disbelief at how many people haven't realized yet that we have been overthrown
can we wrap up this fucking performative ass hygiene olympics trend please. Unless you own only 1 or 2 pairs of underwear why the fuck would it make any sense to not mass wash them? This is so wasteful and just an excuse to feel superior over nothing lmfao
I think it's weird to pile up your underwear so that you can mass wash them 😭
Slow dancing?
Rizz Dancing is starting to become a thing in Dallas
WYD After youtu.be/GcN5TN3l_f8?si… via @YouTube I love this!! 🖤👽
Fuck. There’s a team meeting today with cameras on. Guess I better wear pants.
This’ll never get old lol!
Would you watch Clerks II... I'd watch Clerks II... I'd watch it hard NOOTCH! Can't believe it's been 19 years since this hit the big screen 🤯
Gooood moorrrrning! I have nothing witty to say this early in the AM. 🥱