kirbs
@kvmlho
mediocre gym goer. part time planet dweller.
Sliced up this kinda big tri tip before realizing maybe I wasn’t supposed to? There are no rules to cooking, right? As long as it comes out tasting delicious?👀💀
You’d only be so lucky to be kissing my feet but you can reimburse my day. Dick’s: $300 Lego: $100 Costco: $230
My favorite app to scroll is Venmo because why is Bill making his wife pay him back for her Starbucks coffee?
Can someone explain to me how two tall, skinny ass teenage boys eat so much goddamn food😭😭😭 someone replenish my bank account😑
Sometimes, I just want to buy a blank canvas, paint a single black line on it, and sell it for $327,000.
There will come a time when Love Spell and Cucumber Melon will be categorized as old lady fragrances, and names like Melissa, Jennifer, and Rachel will be old lady names. My body is not ready
There was an embarrassing amount of time where I believed money laundering involved a washing machine
yall need to get serious about kissing again. kissing is very important to me. & very fun.
Confront a narcissist about their*
Confront a man about his mistakes, & watch how fast he deflects. Suddenly, it’s not about what he did, it's about your tone, ur timing or ur emotions. You’re too “sensitive”, “overreacting” or “nagging”. In seconds, you go from trying to hold him accountable to defending yourself
I have never had real southern food and yet, I crave it all the time like my heart is calling for it and I crave it so hard