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We're all in some form of recovery

Riding the crazy train with the music up high.

I had to share my new kicks and baby yoda socks with you internet friendos

Bats everywhere collectively sighing

Where do we submit our application to become the prince of darkness?

i am liking your tweet with intentions that you can’t even fathom

I wanna have cake for breakfast. But I'm not gonna have cake for breakfast. Being an adult is stupid.

If you didn’t record songs off the radio with a cassette tape, don’t talk to me about “struggle.”

I'm often lost Lost in my thoughts

The clock doesn’t forgive the moments we choose to let slip away.

My therapist said I need to 'find inner peace,' but she clearly meant 'inner piece of cheese.' Gotta say she knows me well

Epiphany would be a great girl’s name.

The best way to eat food is quickly, so you don't have to share

pretty privilege? more like pretty nightmare

I don’t fit in because I wasn’t made for the boxes they check.

Never fear, there's plenty of madness to go around.

If I like you, I jump to obsession. There is no in between.

Please take hats off, War Pigs will be broadcast on the intercom at 3:50 pm

Sorry, I was disassociating what did you say?

I’m DTF Down To Fail