Linda
@turtledumplin
Peecan Sandies Cult // Little hippie, little hood. Check out my Throne Wishlist! https://throne.com/turtledumplin
Off to the gym a little late cuz I was boiling eleventyhundred eggs. Yall behave in here.
From random guys getting big mad because they can’t DM, to having someone steal selfies and use them on an account that sold videos of women peeing (I pee so often I would be filthy rich if I monetized!) and oh yeah, old-old dudes (old-old is different than the kind of old I am,…
One time at Twitter camp you posted something about your son and his hoodie and it went all virus and shit 😆
Come on guys, let’s hear your best Twitter camp stories.
Everyone has had interesting experiences at Twitter camp, @adorableinNE had the idea of making a thread so what are some of your experiences? I’ll go first, one time at Twitter camp, this guy that was at least mid to late 60’s replied to my selfie with a full body nekked selfie,…
Rule 1 never find out you're a placeholder lmao dawg I can't with people anymore
On this edition of "When shit lines up on my feed" Quite possibly the best one ever!!! Featuring @turtledumplin and @itstonyaharding 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀
Remember when Linda said you should actually wipe your butt and that lady went psycho on her?
You don't ever see kids riding bikes anymore just Crackheads‼️
Mufuckers be bums. Not even money wise. Bum brain, bum thoughts, bum vibes, bum energy..
If you unhappy in your relationship but you don't want to be the one to end it, just start peeing in the bed.#FreeGame
One time at Twitter camp Some woman insulted my openly admitted drug addiction ,except saying it was heroin,not cocaine,and saying she did not know how I paid my ATT phone bill,forgetting I'm Canadian
One time at Twitter camp I woke up to 2000 comments on my selfie because a bunch of leftists women got mad that I posted a no make up selfie.
When I finally got out of the Grok thread from hell and somehow got tagged back in.
If you didn’t record songs off the radio with a cassette tape, don’t talk to me about “struggle.”
Sounds right. One time at Twitter camp this girl yelled at me in dms bc her guy looked at my pics and thought I was pretty. I still took it as a compliment lol