that nerdy girl
@leeleedutchaski
Dad bod lover. Cheese connoisseur. I will deadass steal your hoodie. Definitely sapiosexual. Happy, horny progressive sinner
Silicon Valley
In your opinion, which TV show is 10/10, flawless, no notes, perfectly executed
Depression is choosing silence over honesty because “I don’t want to be alive” feels too cruel to say out loud.
Dating sucks so from now on if I see a handsome fella Im just gonna say "Nice face. Can I fk it?" No need to waste time
Sitten on a bench and hard starin at strangers as I eat a banana is my newest hobby
Its so tragic when youre in love with someone and wanna spend the rest of your life with them but they wont even follow you back so you can meet them :(
Putting satin sheets on my bed as if someone is actually ever gonna come over hahahahahahahaha FML
In going out tornado chasing If you dont hear from me it means I ended up somewhere with some dudes with no brains, no heart and no courage In other words, Im at a Conservative Convention somewhere
Are you really an 80s kid if this wasnt your favorite album at one time? Happy 38th Birthday 🤘
My fitness goal is fitness entire pizza in my belly, ya know what Im saying?
I accidentally made covid in my basement when I was trying to mix MDMA with Gabapentin, actually
COVID-19 was created in the United States under Obama's last term
Been doing this since the 90s
if you have small titties, just stuff your bra with snacks. real men will appreciate it
Friendship breakups be funny because how you give your ex 29 chances but not me.
Give away a quarter Not sure what Id do with the other $ 999, 999, 999 .75 though....
If you woke up a billionaire tomorrow.. What's the 1st thing you'd do?
Y'all should switch from inches to centimeters first cause 15 sounds so much better than 6 🤣
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight There would be mass confusion.