Jake

I need a 6 piece nugget meal and some sloppy making out with a pretty girl

born to dillydally, forced to attend microsoft teams meetings

Mentally I am bricked up

In Epstein files phase 3, Epstein gets advanced tech, old foes return and new characters are introduced

prove your love for me, buy me a wheel of cheese

open.spotify.com/track/78PKCefX…

i need some pepto bismol and a blunt

real love language:

her: im not hormonal, what makes you think that im hormonal?

i’ll send an s.o.s. to the world

i don’t know who needs to hear this but men are only complicated when they don’t really want you.

time to rest, prince of darkness 🪦☹️

(gestures to your screaming child) yo, can you shut this thing up

Not now bitch, I'm wasting my potential.

(screams into the abyss) ok im ready

eat a bag of weird lookin dicks, tuesday

babe you’re acting like enjoying a piece of toast in the shower is a weird thing