Ghostface Kryllah
@kryzazzy
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Everyone talks about having an inner child but I have an inner raccoon who tells me to embrace the dark circles under my eyes, sleep all day and eat delicious trash
That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but itβs me just slapping my tummy waiting for the microwave to beep.
The feminine urge to listen to sad music not because youβre sad but to become sad on purpose
The sluttiest thing a woman can do is heal from your bullshit
feeling discombobulated? have you tried recombobulating?
me: well I just got mugged violently. starbucks employee: sir all you did was pay for your coffee me: SAME THING
βI wanna know what youβre thinkingβ, dude itβs like a kitchen junk drawer in there, no you donβt
Me answering phone: didnβt I just talk to you yesterday?
People who speak loudly on their phones in public werenβt hugged enough as children
i found a portal. you should come *spreads legs*
It would be so cool if they could invent other people that arenβt so damn annoying all the time.
bf: *gets wisdom teeth out* me: (nervously): thatβs not where your love for me was stored, was it?
Not trying to hate on talkative people but please shut the fuck up.
Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly and you'll never know what flares it up every time.