Ghostface Kryllah
@kryzazzy
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Everyone talks about having an inner child but I have an inner raccoon who tells me to embrace the dark circles under my eyes, sleep all day and eat delicious trash
When I was growing up I really wanted to be a lawyer until i realized I canβt have an argument without bursting into tears
It's me and my ever-growing following of sex bots against the world
I donβt know how to explain it but Dave Matthews is like the Mercury in Retrograde of music
things I say to the dog and/or my bf β’ you so cute β’ just look at that face, youβre perfect β’ stop rubbing your butt on that
Can't. My fucking mind is racing through calculations of fucking probability to determine a fucking path forward constantly
Not to brag but the folks at the gangbang loved my train whistle.
I'm not allowing anymore celebrity deaths for the remainder of the year. Thanks.
Itβs always a huge relief when Iβm reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease and it says unexplained weight loss.
my fiancΓ© just got his wisdom teeth out so Iβm gonna do it too π«ΆπΌ we love doing things together
Can't tell if you're actually funny and smart or I just wanna sleep with you.
Use every day as a new opportunity to screw up something thatβs working perfectly fine.
you canβt hurt me. youβre not my pants pocket somehow snagging on the door handle for the third time today
Whatβs the name of that 90βs romantic comedy movie where the guy runs frantically through an airport to stop the love of his life from getting on an airplane?
Would you like a little despair with that heat, sir? Satan's recipe!