Mike Miller
@popartcartoonz
Part-time idiot. Full-time moron. // pix: @torontodailypix
If you're gonna be an asshole today, be THE BEST goddamn asshole you can be!
Grabbed a sweater from the laundry basket this morning. Got to work, put my hands in the pockets, pulled out a pair of my underwear. Happy Wednesday
Hard to believe it’s been 1 year ago today that I held onto my mom & watched as she took her final breath. The 2.5 weeks of stress & trauma leading up to that moment I’d never wish on anyone. A year of firsts has been tough & not a day goes by I don’t think of her and miss her🤍
People who only need a quick 15 minute nap and feel refreshed afterwards are weirdos.
I love the way you taste on my lips. Me to my coffee........
Apparently Ozzy could not coexist with kiss cams at concerts, rest easy sir!
Personally I blame my exposure as a child to ‘the very hungry caterpillar’ for my snack addiction
woke up with the same stupid dick again for the third day in a row
Yes I’m 53 and yes I still get excited to jump through a sprinkler…. Fuck Off.
date idea: we both take melatonin at 9pm and get 10hrs of sleep
If Ozzy resurrects himself in three days I’m gonna lose my shit.
according to the career aptitude test I am best suited to run a Twitter account
It’s not as good as it used to be but it’s way better than nothing -life, lately.
The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.