Sandy

Alright [claps] let’s go fuck this day in the mouth.

Sup

Hey hey

One thing I like about Amazon is that they don’t have energy to argue they just give you the refund

I love quality time… idc what we do

Ever see someone in your notifications and you're instantly annoyed?

Just gonna match the efforts that are given because Im not big on wanting people who dont want me.

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Willie Nelson outliving everybody is crazy

Rest Easy Hulk Hogan

Can’t. Shark Week.

“Mama, I’m Coming Home” Today, we honor Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Darkness, gone at 76. His voice, his fire, his rebellion, and his love for the fans will live on forever. Rest in power, Ozzy ✝️ x.com/JVPALT1/status…

RIP Ozzy Osbourne

Good morning 🏃‍♀️☀️🌊

Stop tryna force that man to be better and get you a better man

Eventually, you stop listening to what they say… and start paying attention to what they do. That’s when you really see where you fucking stand.

Half of me is a sweetheart & the other half of me is an asshole

81 days until puck drop. 🏒

My morning run is where I silence the noises in my head. 🏃‍♀️☀️🌊