Lia L'Assassin ★ Nutcracker Sweet
@Design_Assassin
Show us ya Twits! Cheeky Lass w a side of Sass. Pure heart, Dirty mind. 89% Humor. Creative. Wordsmith. Design 🎵 ⅔ Ninja. Typo 👑 Kind. Bites lovingly. In 🖤🥹
Adulthood is just repetitively saying “...But after this week, things will finally slow down a little” to people, until you either retire or die.
some days I just really want his mouth on mine
Stop blaming men for all the bullshit women are fucking assholes too
I’m so tired, I’d probably fall asleep if I added a brick of cocaine to my coffee.
Everyone has had interesting experiences at Twitter camp, @adorableinNE had the idea of making a thread so what are some of your experiences? I’ll go first, one time at Twitter camp, this guy that was at least mid to late 60’s replied to my selfie with a full body nekked selfie,…
There was an embarrassing amount of time where I believed money laundering involved a washing machine
Great minds think alike? No, Robin Williams said “great minds think for themselves.”
They should just replace all late night talk shows with Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.