ugh

if you’re reading this the curse has been broken

I consulted with all the stars in the night sky and they told me to go fuck myself

preparing both mentally and physically to wake up with back problems tomorrow because I got a new pillow today

sea? you bet your bass I do

50k likes and I’ll get it

otorhinolaryngologist? you mean the ear nose and throat goat?

I bothered them enough that they deleted it 😌

microdosing being a comedian by writing my little shitposts

True Meaning of Transness

hey google what does psychosis feel like

a kitchenaid stand mixer in the colour pistachio would totally fix me right now

let’s go buy a plant (palm palm palm)

I hate waking up but on the bright side one day I won’t 😌

cropped out of my own tweet where the image I made now has someone else’s watermark on it cool cool cool

you ever put your contact lenses in the little bubble cage and they start going ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ

getting this as a tramp stamp: 𝒩𝒪 𝐿𝒪𝒲𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿 𝒪𝐹𝐹𝐸𝑅𝒮 𝐼 𝒦𝒩𝒪𝒲 𝒲𝐻𝒜𝒯 𝐼 𝐻𝒜𝒱𝐸