Reese

Just a reminder to do whatever the fuck you want

Make a statement

the feminine urge to lie naked and let the moonlight kiss every inch of me

my husband left my jeep on empty. anyone know a good divorce lawyer?

You bring the suntan lotion, I'll bring the beer baby.

The only thing I’m manifesting is peace.

Self-abuse? Oh, you mean work

maybe your best memories haven't even happened yet

I just let a woman trim my beard…and I would do it again.

Summertime on 𝕏

🚩

If you wanna go skating I’ll tie your skates.

I promise to have your mom home by curfew.

*her

waiting for someone who asks the right questions & understands the comfort of silence

whatever, i’m not here to win a spelling be

The problem with my biz model is it’s based on vibes

(Covered head to toe with fire ants) it's laundry day

your honor my client was merely trying to use his play pass