Bob Kostic
@causticbob
1...., Computer nerd, chocoholic, pizzaholic, scifi, B5, horror, science, classic rock, fitness, owned by 2 cats, i tweet a lot!
I've never been that into football but now that women's team has reached the final I've found a new kind of couldn't give a shit
Lucy Bronze played the whole Euro's with a fractured tibia. That is amazing and reminds me of that time I went to work with man flu!
Well done England ladies fc. Don't be up to late celebrating, it's Monday tomorrow and the house isn't going to clean itself!
I was in Home Depot and some little kid called me an old fart... So if you're missing your kid... he's in the red LG dryer... aisle 17
I was sitting here eating lunch when I realized: cottage cheese is not actually, in reality, a cheese. It's just a curd to me.
A neighbour asked if I'd be a sperm donor for her baby.. I said "I don't know... it's a big decision... How old's your baby?"
I MIGHT BE ON U.S. WATCHLIST- BUT AT LEAST I AIN'T ON THE EPSTEIN LIST.
Her: you wanna go upstairs? Me: sure... Her: you got protection? Me: Why, what's up there?
I want a bouncy house at my funeral. And I want to be in it, too. When all my friends jump, my lifeless body will bounce with them. What fun.
When you have sex with a condom on. You still getting Coochie, but it's not 100% Coochie. It's like Diet Coochie
islamophobe Islamophobe (is-slahm-o-fob) - A non-Muslim who knows more than they are supposed to know about Islam.
FEELIN' A BIT WILD AND CAREFREE TONIGHT Might go to bed at 10:15 instead of 9.
I got a 666 tattoo for me to look at. Apparently, it's an emergency services number reminder to everyone else.
My girlfriend has just split up with me because of my obsession with football. Im devastated- we’d been together since the 2017/18 January transfer window.