Bradmageddon

she is the oasis. water your camels

it has been nine points six six six repeating of course years

you can't sense being together, it's not Friday yet

for three days I will pour my heart out

it rained just enough to spot my car

lowballing car dealerships

don’t judge me for my music taste judge me for being uncool in other aspects

what do I do daddy

*calls my grandma* sorry I have anxiety

*subtweets you constantly* sorry I have anxiety

Absolutely fucked how i can see my headphones from bed with no way to use them

*eats your pussy* sorry i have anxiety

until the ten years are up this is my fate

recycling the same 5 jokes

what the hell even happened

they call me "The Evil One"

Half in the grave

Why are we all just playing little roles-like this is a game of house- that other people invented?

Holy shit that was some storm.

I'll never leave you alone 🥲

I need to see Things Beyond the Direct Context In which It has been handed to me