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@nova_Corpse
no DMs, unless you're a rebel | 35 | would nut in your sibling & just say oops | bitch milkshake | he/him
it's not a Twitter account, it's a historical record of how insane I am
Of all the finger smells, tearing fresh basil is probably one of the best
telling everyone pregaming is when you drink precum before the big game
i realised I don't have to live up to society's patriarchal expectations of me
why are so many men okay with being such losers what happened
don’t make me angry. i will say the b word that rhymes with witch.
My advice is to choose a charming hobby that no one can hold against you.
reject modernity (Tea App) embrace tradition (Are We Dating the Same Guy Facebook Page)
it is time for me to take sydney sweeney out behind the old shed… say your goodbyes
heard this to the tune of Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani
if i was a cis man id be so fat
The Labubu Movie (2027) starring Chris Pratt and Zooey Deschanel
Warlock mains deserve forehead kisses there I said it send tweet
This guy just came up to me and shook my hand and said “no girlfriend, no wife, no kids, work in tech” like oh did you expect me to just take my clothes off now then?