Workplace Barbie

Of course I keep naked pictures of myself on my phone doesn’t everyone?

Oh your dick is your pinned tweet, how original.

Schwarber #34 😍

I think a lot about feelings... just mine though, never yours.

Sex so good, I almost tell your mom about it.

I’m married, I just date to bang. And…send.

Your time is precious..don't let anyone waste it.

Sometimes my choices really suck.

I want to have sex but I’m never in the mood. I think I’m slowly turning into a married woman.

i’m sorry you can’t sleep, babe. would a bj help?

I would gladly compromise my morals if I had any to begin with.

I’m kind, not weak. I’ll also forget you ever existed faster than you can say my name.

Do you want to go to the boardwalk and go on roller coasters, eat ice cream and hold hands?

Do I make you nervous?

Good morning and welcome to my twitter. If you take my tweets seriously please jump off the nearest bridge.

I fuck with energy I don’t have to question.

Schwarbomb😍

to dm you or not dm you? that is the question.

Someone check on Keith Richards.

I can tell how small a man’s penis is by how he overcompensates with a big truck.

Mood.