OneToothTe𝕏an
@OneToothTeXan
🇺🇸 patriot • @AllexiConn has my 🦷 • smart-ass 🇺🇸
Welcome to 𝕏, a large account will be by shortly to steal your content.
Don’t be mad. You can make a whole ride out of my middle finger. Sit and spin…
I’m so old, I remember when pizzas were on sale for 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks.
Long story, short is actually a pretty accurate description of me.
Your mom thought I was funny. But my wiener makes everyone laugh.
My GF thinks I’m sane, so obviously I think she’s crazy and I’m not sure what to do.
This is the asshole who causes road rage
If you’re mad that I won’t vacate the left lane so that you can drive 20+ over the speed limit, truthfully that’s a you issue
So whoever brings Whoopi’s broom to The Wizard gets a wish granted or how’s that work.
I went to a rock and gem show.💎 One of the vendors took "rock hard" literally and ran with it, er...sat on it?
Old guy pulls up beside me: “shame about that blond actress that was just stabbed to death in California” Me: “I didn’t hear about it, who?” Him: “Reese, Reese something” Me: “Witherspoon?!” Him: “No, with a knife” Mfer got me😭😭😭