Alicia

I think I’ll go sit in the sun about it.

Listen here pal, this isn’t the time for happiness

Even though we don’t always agree, he still listens, loves, & laughs at me.

Hang in there, at some point the fucks you give will be appreciated. Just kidding, no they won’t.

You really can't judge a person based on a single restraining order.

She was rare, like someone who got out of a hammock gracefully.

Dentist: This is going to sting a little. Me: Okay. Dentist: I unfollowed you on Twitter.

I was wearing my robe backwards before snuggies were even a thing. I’m such an innovator

Babe, you wanna listen to music together while I rub your butt?

It's just me and my generational trauma against the world

back in my bubble where it’s safe at

Go where you are seen Go where you are nurtured Go where you are wanted Go where you are loved loudly rather than whispers 🤍🤍

Don't forget to spend some time with the sky

You can’t fake chemistry nor can you deny it when you have it

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 15 minutes.

I'm sorry I don't have the required level of delusion to date someone out of my league

All good villains were once the quiet friend

If you're having second thoughts you're two ahead of most people these days.

fuck, and i can't possibly over emphasize this, everything.

I tweet dumb stuff, it’s kinda my thing get your own.

Explain it to me like i'm old and don't give a shit