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That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy waiting for the microwave to beep.
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.
He said she was “too dramatic.” So was Mary Shelley. Some girls build monsters just to feel understood.
I know my husband is glad he ordered this after the concert.

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.
Coffee is fool’s gold that makes you think you had enough sleep the night before.
I love those little nods from the universe that you did the right thing.
I asked a scarecrow if he enjoyed his job. He said “It’s not for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans.”
Using mind control to make you hit yourself while asking your subconscious why you're hitting yourself
No.
Horror fans! The Hollywood Reporter has ranked the 25 best horror films of the 21st century. Did they get it right?
I’m okay with the hiccup or the belch, maybe even gas expulsion. But not if you eat eggs. Me flirting.
Me: Finally, it’s cool enough to sleep with the windows open. Neighbor’s rooster: *taps mic*
I have the audacity of a feral woodland sprite