LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More

My kids refused to eat leftover tacos for dinner, so my wife told me to just throw them out. Now I don’t know what to do with all the extra tacos.

A lot of people don't realize the actor that played Wilson in Castaway is the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun.

When one door closes, another one opens up. Other than that, it's a pretty good car.

What do you call an underwater dog? A subwoofer.

My favorite part of cooking dinner is when the delivery guy shows up.

The first step when putting a fitted sheet on the bed is… Nope, it goes the other way.

Three hour drive and you can only listen to one artist. Who are you listening to?

Rick Astley will give you any movie out of his Pixar collection. Except for one. He’s never gonna give you Up.

I wanted to make sure I remembered everything I learned from lumberjack training so I kept a log.

Did you hear about the large, flightless bird that was excluded from societal norms? Apparently it was ostrich-sized.

Where does a pirate go to get his hook? The second hand store.

To be frank, I'd need to change my name.

What do the Backstreet Boys have in common with algebra teachers? “Tell me Y…”

So you’re telling me that if I don't go big, I may get to go home?

What do you call the lead singer of a Black Sabbath tribute band? A Quasi-Osbourne. 𝘙𝘐𝘗 𝘖𝘻𝘻𝘺!

I once ran a marathon in Sweden. I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line.

My favorite part of cooking dinner is when the delivery guy shows up.

If I had a dime for every time I didn't understand what's going on… I’d be like, "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"

Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos.

Earth rocks might be meaty, but space rocks are meteor.

Have you ever tried to catch some fog in a jar? I tried yesterday but I mist.