Bob Golen

I was asked who my favorite vampire is. I said, “The one from Sesame Street.” They told me, “He doesn't count!" I replied, “I assure you, he does.”

I was raised in a law enforcement family. I don't recognize any of this authoritarian bullshit...

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Hairdressers are efficient because they know all the short cuts.

Real honest to God law abiding cops investigate crime scenes. ICE creates crime scenes.

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security.    Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.   Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

I was brought up to respect authority. But, to the bottom of my heart, I fucking hate the ICE Gestapo. Braking car windows, dragging away parents, tackling moms. For what? Because people seek a better life in America? I hate hating people, but I for real hate ICE.

Please Lord, let the people who die today be people I won't miss.

Good morning everyone! Have a great day!

Good morning/afternoon friends! Happy Wednesday 💜☕️😘

What is the color of the wind? Blew.

Looks like it might could have an injury to its ear.

Why am I using a new putter? My old one didn't float.

Before trees tweet they log on.

Bathing elephants have swimming trunks.

"I fell off a 25 foot ladder yesterday." "Oh my God, are you okay?" "Yeah, it's a good thing I fell off the first step."